johndisneys:

The Shining | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick

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omnidaily:

149

Low Poly Comet

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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hirxeth:

"You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better."

Blue valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

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keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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#LOL  

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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sailorfailures:

Mamoru’s superhuman daddy senses ruin R’s big surprise 20 episodes early.

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

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idimmadontgiveashit:

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

I’m moving to Korea

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